Friday, November 30, 2007

Magnum P.I., the mustachioed, Ferrari 308 GTS-driving private dick...now on your mobile phone!

http://kotaku.com/gaming/mobile-gaming/magnum-pi-wowing-the-ladies-on-your-phone-326593.php

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Feelin' Bushy

As we were stretching out our mustache this AM, we noticed, "Hey, this thing is starting to shape up!"

Hairs fall over the top lip.

Skin barely visible under the prodigious growth that has accumulated.

Confidence of our once-weak nose bib burgeoning, preparing to be judged, unawares of the consequences of its existence.

Go boldly young one!

M4KDC

Monday, November 26, 2007

Turkey 'Stache with a Side of Yams

To all you motherstaches who sent one in, your Thanksgiving pics are now up on flickr...go to m4kdc.net, go to the gallery and then click on the shaving day pics...the link will take you to flickr where you can view all the pics for each grower...let your former freinds/family/contributors know...

Big ups to 'Stache Pete for his hanging lock, a la Prince...we're sure that was what you were going for.

Word to your 'Stache,
M4KDC

A good website and a great article.

Everyone should see this. Also, just search Mustache on this site and you can find at least a half dozen other articles on the subject.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2965&SectionID=11

Stache's Log - Day 5

To His Royal Stache-ness,

I have mounted an army in your name and in the name of the great mustache Gods (Ron Jeremy, Frank Zappa, Salvador Dali, Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, any State Trooper), shall they forever reign. Albeit but short and composed of few whiskers now, it is the start of a great army my leige. This upper lip shall be our training ground. We shall announce our station in life; to woo women and carefully catch and freeze winter snot; with a loud and boisterous "Am I Manly Now?"

His Royal Stache-ness' Whisker in Charge,

The First Hair



Progress seems slow and labored. The landscape though is changing and changing not so drastically, one nano-meter per day. Soon there will be a forest of whiskers at attention ready to serve His Royal Stache-ness with their ability to scare weak women and attract the strong ones. It is the way of Darwin. Manly Mustaches mean Manly Phalluses. For now I bid you adieu. And happy stache growing.

His Royal Stache-ness' Whisker in Charge,

The First Hair

'Stache-phemisms

Today my 'stache was referred to, somewhat derogatorily I believe, as a "caterpillar."

Does anyone else have a good 'Stache-phemism they've heard since they jumped 'stache first into this Growing Season? Any good jibes come your way around the Turkey Table?

Stache's Log - Day 1

(Think Shatner in early years)

I find myself in a strange landscape of boyish charm... it has been almost a decade since this land was barren. I remember it, barely (pun intended). I must find a place to set up camp and root... for there is a long month of hard growing season ahead of me. Like a zygote of a stache I choose this upper lip and claim it for HIs Royal Stache-ness! This looks like good fertile upper lip for me to stake my claim. Here I will grow, perhaps week at first, but then I will announce my virility with authority. I have much work to do, many follicles to stimulate. Bear with me friends. It will be a long and stubbly road.

His Royal Stache-ness' Whisker in Charge,

The First Hair