We are shocked and appauled. We demand to know what kind of 'stache-ist, partisan research group funded the skewed and misleading claims presented by this shirt, which was found for sale on the internets recently. Such flippant disregard for the truth about 'staches and those who choose to wear them, for whatever reason, will not be tolerated by the M4KDC organization, and we demand a retraction.
There has never been an independently funded and varified study which showed a higher rate of incarceration for firearm-related homocide among mustachioed individuals...not one.
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